So you know working in a office all day can be super draining, depressing etc. But on the bright side of this, you are EASILY amused. You remember how excited I was about the chair? Yep, THAT easily.
Anyways, I'm always thinking a ways to amuse myself... and actually move. This comes from somebody who is definitely not a gym rat by ANY standards. But it's sort of amazing how little you move in a office job. My mom said some off handed remark about how it can be easy to get fat working in a office if you're not careful. Right... Now I'm paranoid.
So one day a couple weeks ago I was walking down the long hall to the bathroom. (Our office happens to be not that far away, thus explaining the pooping on company time and generally going to the bathroom when bored). Now I have to let you know that I work in a building where there are other offices besides the one I work for. And this long hall connects all the offices and there is a CLEAR line of sight down the hall. But one day I'm like FCUK it. And I ballet leapt and NO ONE SAW. It was exhilarating. I became bold. I did it, leaping with such fervor I'm sure the teller in the office across the hall thought elephants had invaded, every time I went to the restroom. Then epiphany! Dance battle begun!
See here's the game. Dance. Dance everywhere in very public places. But don't get caught. It is so satisfying every time. I've become even more bold. Dancing in my cubicle which can be seen if ANYONE steps out into the hall (shitty intern desk). There's been some close calls in the hall, somebody a couple days ago turned the corner right as I was landing my leap. A bit of an awkward hi if I do say so myself.
Anyways go get'em people. Get up and start discoing a 2pm in the middle of your office. I feel so rebellious...no VICTORIOUS every time I dance. Good luck grinders.
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