I have found a new pleasure at work. You guessed it... shitting. Oh and not only shitting, shitting on company time. (I'm getting paper!). Getting paid to poop, what could be better? As if a poop wasn't satisfying just in it self. Shit just got better (har har har)
Now you ask, Emily, why don't you go during lunch?
How I respond to that is.
1) Lunch time is for ummm LUNCH!
2) Work or Poop. Answer is obvious.
Also, how awesome is it to sit there doing yo thang and think, "I'm getting paid for this shit".
Sigh. Never gets old.
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